Dungeon

dutchster:

dutchster:

did you know “burger”  is the dutch word for “citizen”

i’ll have 2 cheeseburgers please *gets 2 dutch citizens covered in cheese*

Now these foreign countries I had heard about in our geography class were more than empty spaces on the map. I wanted to know more about them. Who were these people? What did they do when they were not playing in the World Cup?

Uwem Akpan remembers watching his first World Cup, in 1982: http://nyr.kr/1jm5Por (via newyorker)

(Source: newyorker.com, via hermionejg)

How many cities have revealed themselves to me in the marches I undertook in the pursuit of books!

—Walter Benjamin (via observando)

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via saskiavanell)

englishmajorhumor:

cecebooks:

I have guests coming over. I better organize my bookshelves.

Plot twist: the guests are books. The shelves need to be organized to make room for the new books.

(via eventhestarsdie)