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Huge Giveaway!!

heyimnoemie:

Hey loves,

I recently received a Macbook Pro ‘13, but I already have one. Instead of selling it online, I decided to give this away to one of my lovely followers. Thus I decided to do a little giveaway along with the John Green Collection of all the books that he wrote (Looking for Alaska, Paper…

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

(via dutchster)

dutchster:

dutchster:

did you know “burger”  is the dutch word for “citizen”

i’ll have 2 cheeseburgers please *gets 2 dutch citizens covered in cheese*

Now these foreign countries I had heard about in our geography class were more than empty spaces on the map. I wanted to know more about them. Who were these people? What did they do when they were not playing in the World Cup?

Uwem Akpan remembers watching his first World Cup, in 1982: http://nyr.kr/1jm5Por (via newyorker)

(Source: newyorker.com, via hermionejg)

How many cities have revealed themselves to me in the marches I undertook in the pursuit of books!

—Walter Benjamin (via observando)

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.